This page is really mostly just a placeholder for now until I have more time (ha) to update it, but if you’re reading this, welcome!

Believe it or not, for all the years I’ve been flashing my heinous female nipples on the internet in a futile attempt to highlight the hypocrisy of giving special anti-censorship rights to “male-looking nipples” only, I’ve also been working as a freelance graphic designer and illustrator for various clients, usually online though I was an exclusive in-house graphic designer for a mass production company for seven years.

My rates are negotiable and depend on the scope and skill required for the project–if you can write up a proposal and send it to me, I can give you a fair answer for the estimated price and how long I think it would take for me to accomplish it.

At this current time while my schedule is still so busy keeping my young kids alive and fed, I’m accepting only a handful of smaller jobs per month. As long as your project isn’t huge and/or due a week from submission, you can feel free to fill the form out below and I’ll reply to it when I can. đŸ™‚

And hang tight, I’ll be sure to add samples and references to this page later on when I have time (lol). They exist! I promise!